The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows
HEY SO DO YOU LIKE ROMANCE COMEDIES?? WATCH LOVE COM.
- STORY ABOUT HOW LOVE IS NOT BASED ON LOOKS AND A COUPLE CAN FORM FROM ANYTHING
- HILARIOUS JOKES AND GOOD STORY
- REALLY REALLY RELATABLE MAIN CHARACTER
- ACTUAL TRANS MTF GIRL AND THE CHARACTERS RESPECT HER AND USE CORRECT PRONOUNS.NOT USED AS A COMEDY PLOY.
- LOO K HOW CUTE SHE IS. WATCH LOVE COM
- YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERY CHARACTER IN THE SHOW
Lovely complex shows that with persistence, patience and time your crush will probably develop feelings for you. (◕ω◕) PROBABLY