1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

REASONS TO WATCH LOVELY COMPLEX

soulgems:

HEY SO DO YOU LIKE ROMANCE COMEDIES?? WATCH LOVE COM.

  • STORY ABOUT HOW LOVE IS NOT BASED ON LOOKS AND A COUPLE CAN FORM FROM ANYTHING
  • HILARIOUS JOKES AND GOOD STORY
  • REALLY REALLY RELATABLE MAIN CHARACTER
  • ACTUAL TRANS MTF GIRL AND THE CHARACTERS RESPECT HER AND USE CORRECT PRONOUNS.NOT USED AS A COMEDY PLOY. image
  • LOO K HOW CUTE SHE IS. WATCH LOVE COM
  • YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERY CHARACTER IN THE SHOW
  • PLEASE

Lovely complex shows that with persistence, patience and time your crush will probably develop feelings for you. (◕ω◕) PROBABLY

"Everytime Otani says or does something, I end up going to heaven or hell."
Risa Koizumi, Lovecom
realrochellio1:

Definitely my reaction

this scene made my kokoro flyyyyy
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